Conspiracy Generator

Build a conspiracy theory from scratch.

The best way to learn to spot a conspiracy theory is to make one yourself.

Pick a real news story. On the next step you'll choose who's behind it and why. Then walk through the four moves real conspiracists use, with a debunk on every step.

Move 01

Hunt anomalies

Turn coincidence into evidence of a secret plot.

Move 02

Fabricate connections

Draw lines between unrelated dots until they look meaningful.

Move 03

Dismiss counter-evidence

If a fact disagrees, make the fact part of the cover-up.

Move 04

Discredit the critics

Dismiss people who point out flaws in your theory.

Step 1 — Pick a real news story

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